Psycho Kitty

Our kitten Sprite  is either cuddly or completely spastic. There's no in-between. She inspired me to look up the lyrics to the Talking Heads song "Psycho Killer" and bastardize them.  If  you've never heard the track "Psycho Killer," it's on the Heads first CD. When you get a quiet moment. try singing along using these lyrics instead:

Can't seem to stay in one place.

I've got sharp claws and a..cute face.

I sleep all day and pounce all night.

Don't touch me...or I might bite.

Psycho Kitty

 Our little Sprite.

mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew better

 feed her and clean her box.

You play with a toy and then run to another.

You're mewing a lot, but we can't hear you.

You kill stuffed animals and feathers on a stick.

Kill something once, then kill it again.

Psycho Kitty

 Our little Sprite.

mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew better

 feed her and clean her box.

Repeat as needed.