Thursday, December 23, 2010

but not the barreness




I think my hair is coming back. There are still a few thin spots, but I'm going to see if the hair I have will cover them.

Considering the worthlessness of my womb, it's good to know I'm fertile somewhere. My head it like the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree: It just needs a little love. It needs a lot of love, actually. To the left you see what my hair looked like while I was having my head shaved to even things out. To the right, it appears to be growing back. Below is the status of my hair today.

More on the "wedding"



The wedding and the honeymoon will most likely be at the University of California San Francisco, one of the best brain tumor hospitals on the west coast and in the nation.


The wedding night will be spent in one of those MRI machines...Should be cozy and quiet.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

An Open Invitvitation

Me and Temodar...We have a thing going on now. I have produced for the poison two bastard children in our four-year on again/off again relationship.


Man up Temodar...It's time for a commitment!
We will be married. I'm shooting for June 27Th 2011, the fifth anniversary of my first surgery.It will be an elegant dinner affair with a DJ playing songs like:

Wanted Dead or Alive
Tears in Heaven
Another One Bites the Dust

Dinner will be fiber cereal with prune juice, served in champagne glasses
Instead of wedding cake, we will serve Temodar Spiked Brownies.
Our party favors will be anti-nausea pills for our beloved guests to bring home.
By the way, we are registered at Walgreen's Specialty Pharmacy in Pennsylvania
Indeed, till death do us part.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Eden Godbey Jones

Sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby


Ah...look at all the cancer patients
Ah...look at all the cancer patients
Eden Godbey Jones
puts on a wig that she keeps on a Styrofoam head
glad she's not dead

Isn't she cute now,
flapping her arms in frustration
as if she could fly.
instead she just sighs


All the cancer patients
You see them more and more
all the cancer patients
and still there is no cure

Ah look at all the cancer patients
Ah...look at all the cancer patients

Dr Johnny D...
takes a saw to your head,
it's his idea of fun.
fun in a bun.


Look at him working
wracks up the cases so he can buy a new boat
or maybe a lab coat

All the cancer patients
You see them more and more.
All the cancer patients
and still there is no cure.