Wednesday, December 22, 2010

An Open Invitvitation

Me and Temodar...We have a thing going on now. I have produced for the poison two bastard children in our four-year on again/off again relationship.

Man up Temodar...It's time for a commitment!
We will be married. I'm shooting for June 27Th 2011, the fifth anniversary of my first surgery.It will be an elegant dinner affair with a DJ playing songs like:

Wanted Dead or Alive
Tears in Heaven
Another One Bites the Dust

Dinner will be fiber cereal with prune juice, served in champagne glasses
Instead of wedding cake, we will serve Temodar Spiked Brownies.
Our party favors will be anti-nausea pills for our beloved guests to bring home.
By the way, we are registered at Walgreen's Specialty Pharmacy in Pennsylvania
Indeed, till death do us part.

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