I turn B.O.C. down when I hear the following exchange:
Son: You know what I want to be when I grow up. Okay, either an Olympic fencer, Olympic fencing coach, or somebody who runs a D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) shop. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Friend responds: I want to be either a policeman, a pilot or a Tae Kwon Do master.
Me: You want to be a pirate?
Friend: No, a pilot-- or a policeman or a Tae Kwon Do master.
By the way, they both agree that they like the B.O.C. song E.T.I (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence).