Smells Like MIddle Age Spirit

Sing this to the tune of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

I can't get up

I'm in pain.

In my back

And in my legs.

Blood pressure's high

And I can't see,

Or hear,

Or let my breasts be free.

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no,

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!

Well my bod looks

like a road map.

Now I better

go get my nap.

My memory is

Starting to fade.

Can I get a

System upgrade!

YEAH!

My kid thinks I'm

An old dork.

We fight all night

'Bout his homework.

He says it's done

I know it's not.

He sucks the energy I've got.

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no,

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!

Well my bod looks

like a road map.

Now I better go get my nap.

My memory is

Starting to fade.

Can I get a

System upgrade!

YEAH!

And now it's time

to go out.

I announce I'm leaving

with a shout.

My keys are hard

hard to find.

Well, whatever, nevermind.