Monday, September 7, 2009

Dear Brain

You have failed me for the last time. You fool me into thinking that you'll actually work for me, and then when I least expect it, you make me lose my way, babble like an idiot, and do random things...anything except what I'm supposed to be doing.

So okay you win. I will use you sparingly as thanks for your not completely leaving me. At one time you were able to get me through a 60 hour work week, help me maintain three part-time jobs, and earn the nickname "bulldog" from my co-workers. Remember that? I don't. Not anymore.

I appreciate anything you can give me, anytime you are willing to provide. I will try not to ask too much of you in the future.

Your Host

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