but not the barreness

I think my hair is coming back. There are still a few thin spots, but I'm going to see if the hair I have will cover them.

Considering the worthlessness of my womb, it's good to know I'm fertile somewhere. My head it like the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree: It just needs a little love. It needs a lot of love, actually. To the left you see what my hair looked like while I was having my head shaved to even things out. To the right, it appears to be growing back. Below is the status of my hair today.

More on the "wedding"

The wedding and the honeymoon will most likely be at the University of California San Francisco, one of the best brain tumor hospitals on the west coast and in the nation.

The wedding night will be spent in one of those MRI machines...Should be cozy and quiet.

An Open Invitvitation

Me and Temodar...We have a thing going on now. I have produced for the poison two bastard children in our four-year on again/off again relationship.

Man up Temodar...It's time for a commitment!

We will be married. I'm shooting for June 27Th 2011, the fifth anniversary of my first surgery.It will be an elegant dinner affair with a DJ playing songs like:

Wanted Dead or Alive

Tears in Heaven

Another One Bites the Dust

Dinner will be fiber cereal with prune juice, served in champagne glasses

Instead of wedding cake, we will serve Temodar Spiked Brownies.

Our party favors will be anti-nausea pills for our beloved guests to bring home.

By the way, we are registered at Walgreen's Specialty Pharmacy in Pennsylvania

Indeed, till death do us part.

Eden Godbey Jones

Sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby

Ah...look at all the cancer patients

Ah...look at all the cancer patients

Eden Godbey Jones

puts on a wig that she keeps on a Styrofoam head

glad she's not dead

Isn't she cute now,

flapping her arms in frustration

as if she could fly.

instead she just sighs

All the cancer patients

You see them more and more

all the cancer patients

and still there is no cure

Ah look at all the cancer patients

Ah...look at all the cancer patients

Dr Johnny D...

takes a saw to your head,

it's his idea of fun.

fun in a bun.

Look at him working

wracks up the cases so he can buy a new boat

or maybe a lab coat

All the cancer patients

You see them more and more.

All the cancer patients

and still there is no cure.

The Weight Update

Well I have lost five pounds since starting this latest diet. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, and and that will present a problem. There are other problems, which will make this diet hard to maintain. Things like measuring food. Also, I get hungry in the afternoon with no room for a snack. For now, I've been increasing my cardio, but 1200 calories adds up quickly. I may take a break over the holidays.

The Weight

Today I start my millionth attempt to lose weight and keep it off. Just like brain surgery, I'm wondering if it is really worth it to try again. Maybe I was meant to be fat. At any rate, my weight is the latest brick wall I shall run into at ramming speed.

But I've already failed at my first step toward this goal. I don't stop eating; close the kitchen, as it were. I get up at midnight and snack, when I should just starve overnight.

I found an application for the iPhone that lets me make a diary of what I eat all day, my weight and my workout too. I've set a goal of two pounds per week, 1200 calories a day. It's not easy. I was hungry late in the afternoon, and had no calories left for a snack, not even yogurt, so I exceeded my quota of calories by 200. Better luck tomorrow I guess.

I wrote in my last post about gays are stereotyped and treated differently. Well I think the same is true for us fat people. People snicker at us, maybe even pass us over for jobs because of our appearance, not knowing that obesity is a more complex problem than just eating too much ice cream. From hear on end, my smart phone will be my personal trainer.

That's so gay!

Is it me, or do the majority of people have problems with gay people? The military doesn't want gays openly serving, some churches think they can "cure" gay people, and/or think gay relationships are morally wrong, gay teens committing suicide, because of alleged bullying.

My message to gays and lesbians is: Come out, come out where ever you are. You don't deserve the tremendous burden of hiding your feelings. Come out and feel the freedom of Authenticity!