Saturday, March 12, 2011

Big Cupcake Explains The Dangers Of Kindergarten Cupcake Fruit-Cookie In...



This song is dedicated to Glenn Beck. Sing it to the tune of "She Talks to Angels".
He never mentions the word vanilla
on his Fox TV show.
Yes, he'll tell you he eats wheat grass
And you can trust him as far as you can throw.


Says he talks to cupcakes.
He calls them all out by name.
Says he talks to cupcakes.
Maybe he's insane.

He puts some frosting on his tongue now.
Pulls his chalkboard so he can write.
He gives a smile as his teeth rot.
the frosting's gonna make everything all right.

Says he talks to cupcakes.
He calls them all out by name.
Says he talks to cupcakes.
Maybe he's insane.

He connects the dots to nonsense.
Even his peers think he's nuts.
But the cupcakes say they've missed him.
Rupert Murdoch--not so much

Says he talks to cupcakes.
He calls them all out by name.
Says he talks to cupcakes.
Maybe he's insane.

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