Well she went in the tunnel for the millionth time

Excitable girl they all said

The machine took pictures of her frontal lobe

Excitable girl they all said.

Well she's just an excitable girl..

Woo, Wah Hoo

Woo Hooo

Excitable Girl

Her brain looked like a Polish frank

Excitable girl they all said

So the doc said de-bulk it while she is awake

Excitable girl they all said

Well she's just an excitable girl..

Woo, Wah Hoo

Woo Hooo

Excitable Girl

The gas-passing team warned her to not throw up

Excitable girl they all said

For her head was in pins and all screwed up

Excitable girl they all said

Well she's just an excitable girl..

Woo, Wah Hoo

Woo Hooo

Excitable Girl

After five long days, she tried to walk again

Excitable girl they all said

And they pumped her with steroids til she was insane

Excitable girl they all said.

Well she's just an excitable girl..

Woo, Wah Hoo

Woo Hooo

Excitable Girl