The Mask/Face Condom

Three more radiation treatments, and then I am done quite literally, I can't bake anymore. Based on my personal experience, wearing the mask has been the most unpleasant part of radiation. Although it has holes, I find it hard to breathe with it on. It is tight, so my head doesn't move. I will not miss it, but want to give it a proper send-off. Here are some of my ideas:

• explode it mythbusters style
• drive over it
• take it on the road in a comedy act
• use it as a Halloween costume (The Fly)
• use it as a pasta strainer

I'll think of more...Dear readers, feel free add your own ideas.