Under the Knife

In two days time it will time to give birth to the Toxic Twinkie's Sister. In her honor, I have written her a song, set to the tune of the Rolling Stones' "Under My Thumb".

Under the knife

The tumor that crowded my head

Under the knife

Then days of fun spent in a hospital bed.

Yippee Yippee

Oh Yeah

Let the doctor do just what he

Wants to with me

No time to cry

I'm under the knife

Under the knife

Hoping that I can walk

Under the knife

But you better hope

That I cannot talk

Yippee Yippee

Oh Yeah

Let the doctor do just what he

Wants to with me

No time to cry

I'm under the knife

Under the knife

It's medical experiments for me

Under the knife

and oh how I wish I could flee

Yippee Yippee

Oh Yeah

Let the doctor do just what he

Wants to with me

No time to cry

I'm under the knife

Under the knife

I wonder what will happen next

Under the knife

Can I just get my rest

Yippee Yippee

Oh Yeah

Let the doctor do just what he

Wants to with me

No time to cry

I'm under the knife