His goal is to make enough money to buy an island and produce his own show there. He plans to make the money by either playing lottery scratch-its or winning a puzzle called Eternity.
I wish him luck with that.
He's so confident of his plan reaching fruition, that he's drawn up a contract for potential participants. It goes something like this:
To get in, you must be 6-12 years old and do the following:
- Get a parent signature to let you go to an island for 12 weeks;
- make a video that is five minutes long and show your best skills (Simon, are you reading?);
- bring NO technology or pets;
- bring clothes and bedding and finally
- bring your drama!
Here are the signature slips:
Dear Parents:
If you sign, your girl or boy will be gone for 12 weeks. For more info you can call------and get your kids off your hands!
____________________________
Signature
Also bring clothes and bedding and no tech whatsoever!
Sounds tempting doesn't it parents.
1 comment:
Eden, since my child is the KING of drama, I think he meets that particular qualification -- hands down!
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